Do you ever wonder why Singapore government restricts the citizens not to chew gum? Here is the story....
One day Lee Kwan Yew went to Thailand and had dinner with the Thai King who named Bu Bu Cha Cha Kuah La La. After Lee finished, he asked the King.
Lee : Your Highness, what can you do with this lobster skin?
King : We cannot do anything with it, we just throw away.
Lee : Oh no! In our country, we send it to the factory and produce some prawn cracker.
King: I see.
And now is the time for desserts~~ Then Lee ate an orange. After he finished, he asked the King.
Lee : What can you do with the orange skin?
King : We cannot do anything. We just throw away.
Lee : Oh.. that would be a waste.. In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce some orange jam.
Then Lee asked for some chewing gum. After he finished, he put it on the plate and asked the King.
Lee : What can you do with the chewing gum?
King : Nonono... We just throw it away.
Lee : Aiyaya…In Singapore ar, we send it to the factory to produce condoms and export them back to Thailand.
After the dinner, Lee is going back to Singapore. There, Lee said good-bye to the King and just before he leave the King asked Lee.
King : Lee, may I know what can you do with the condom when you finish using it?
Lee : Of course we cannot do anything. We usually throw it away.
King : I see I see.. Do you know in Thailand when we finish using the condom, we send it to
the factory to produce chewing gum and send them to Singapore!!!
There was a pilot... There was 4 passengers in the plane,... It was George W. Bush, Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein and the pilot's son... While they were flying over Afrika... the plane's engine suddenly shut down... Confused, the pilot knew that they will crash... He ran to the passengers and said they will crash... He opened an emergency cupboard... there was 4 parachutes.... George W. Bush ran to the cupboard and took one and jumped down... Osama and Saddam did the same... The pilot knew there was one more bag left... So he told his son to just take it... His son said no... He said " daddy... lets go down together" The pilot was confused and said "there is only 1 more parachute left... i can't go down with u" Then the son went to the cupboard and took out 2 parachute bag... The pilot asked "How can there be 2 bags?" The son said " I left my school bag near the closet... Saddam took it and jumped down"
Hey hey, SMKBBSP Chinese Society's Singing Competition (final) is on this saturday [ 19/7/2008] oh~
Let's go back together la, although the participants are not so lengzai lenglui this time, haha...(just kidding la since we didn't participate in... keke)
The competition start at 8am, and we planned to meet at 8am and go eat our breakfast first...
Erm, let's plan what to do after the competition la...
Give some suggestions please~
What if we go sing K? Long time didn't sing already, haha~
*P/s: Who's going to drive this saturday?
(Oh ya, who else got photos of fun fair?)There is once a young couple who goes on a vacation to a fishing resort somewhere in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies. Isn't that obvious? she thinks. "You're in a restricted fishing area", he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman calmly. "But I have not even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true," replys the woman. "But you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." The warden replied, "Have a nice day ma'am."
Hey boys and girls...
Who wants to go for Chinese Society's singing competition tomorrow? (5th of July)
It's not the final but some of us will go for FUN, haha~
Anyone who is free please come lah...
We can go kacau them mah, LOL ^.^
People who are going:
Wai Ling
Chong Yew
Ye Vone
Wai Yong
Xiu Heng
Xiu Heng
Li Jin
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