BiAn TaI GaNg 4eVeR

Jom go wet!

2010-05-04T02:02:00.005+08:00

Life is boring? Always on9 & facebooking? Wanna get more excitement?

Finally i did some search on waterfalls. Semua in Selangor. I pick few cantik & suitable for picnic-king waterfalls from the website (http://www.waterfallsofmalaysia.com/state.php?state_id=12).

There are:
1. Gabai Falls (http://www.waterfallsofmalaysia.com/06gabai.php)
2. Kedondong Fall (http://www.waterfallsofmalaysia.com/124kedongdong.php)
3. Kanching Falls (http://www.waterfallsofmalaysia.com/01kanching.php)

But most of them were being commented that they are smelly, full of rubbish & flies. Hey, sini msia ma... What do u aspect? You can check out the photos & comments.

Lets decide >>
1. When are we going?
2. Who can drive?
3. What crazy stuffs to do?

Chinese Tigeeeer year! dong dong chang chang~

2010-02-17T19:44:00.005+08:00

Woii. is everyone still alive? its Tigeer yeaaar! RAWRRRR~!

so to celebrate like a tigerrrr, lets go bai lin lin lin by walking okay okay?

Date : 19 Feb 2010, Chor 6, this Friday

Venue : Ye Vone House

Time : 12 PM

First stop is Yevone House, last stop is my house. Got free Yeeee Sannnnngg for u all to "diap".

So who can come?

Free angpows, free yee sang, can walk/exercise, can see ME sumore wor. I dare u to NOT come.

pat kin pat san, who no come can go sau pei. forever no yam cha wit u aredi.

christmas eve!

2009-12-19T17:04:00.002+08:00

Hey people/BTG!

Check out ur facebook event about the christmas eve!

Do reply as soon as possible!

It's just next week!

VERY SOON! haha

Check out facebook RSVP!

Meteor Rain (AWESOME)

2009-11-19T16:00:00.006+08:00

Date: 18.11.2009
Time: Around 4.40am-6.30am
Venue: Hulu Langat (the lookout point)

It all started when shu said in msn that there’s a meteor rain during 4-6am. OMG! So our first planning was me, shu, kian & loon to go to see it. All of us gathered in kian’s house at about 1am. Ka wah will be joining us later. Suddenly, fai called and said that nilai-ians (fai, yun, carmen & yong) are going to join too, WTF!

When all of us were here, we went to the mamak nearby to blow a lot of water & refuel our stomach, then to 7eleven & KK to buy beers (not me).

THE TIME HAS COME! We jumped into shu’s avanza & straight to Tmn Bkt Jalil. Unfortunately, the gate was closed & it was too dark & creepy inside. What to do? One of us suggested “The Legendary Lookout Point”. Kami semua balik kian punya rumah, pandu satu kereta lagi kerana terlalu berat untuk naik bukit lar… Avanza & Wira, jom!

When we reached the top of the hill, the car park’s spotlight was too distracting. We went down half way of the hill instead. Surprisingly, there were many people there too. We quickly parked and waited there. The KL view is quite nice though but meteor is more important. We lifted our heads for 2 hours and its farking tired.

Guess what? The whole bunch of us is only able to see about 3 meteors only.
BUT it’s a @#!$%^&* nice experience!!! Around 7am, all of us went back…

CONCLUSION: Meteor is farking awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GG.com Jokes

2009-11-09T19:30:00.002+08:00

Let me revive this blog with an aweeesome joke!

Seductive Fingeeeers

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals for him to bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins togently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.

"Are you ... the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" he replies.

"Can you get him for me -- I need to speak to him." She is running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid that I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him .... that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

Port Dickson Trip!

2009-09-30T19:43:00.005+08:00

Items that you should bring:

flight price, pls check AirAsia.com for details.

2009-09-19T17:30:00.005+08:00

this is the date we discussed on friday night,

depart on 1 oct rm94.00

return on 3 oct rm 74.00

return ticket of 3 which is rm 74.00 is limited, approximately 5.

but the return airticket price increased to rm94.00

give a total of rm 188.00, rm 20 more than de discussed price.

this is the alternative, go on 30sep09 on 1200 rm71.00

return on 2Oct 2009 1325 rm 74.00

pls check on the webpage below:

http://booking.airasia.com/skylights/cgi-bin/skylights.cgi

so, pls decide ASAP n confirm, airticket are limited

Trip ??????????????????

2009-09-09T23:50:00.013+08:00

** Im not sure whose having sem break now... Perhaps some juz started their sem not long ago, & some half way through oni...

FOR THOSE WHO ARE FREE:

We wanted to go to Langkawi once rite? (Although it failed) Ah Kian said he can book very cheap flight tickets and hotel!!!
So... Transport & accomodation fees is gao dim already. Not to say that its free la, but at least its affordable wat!

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Would you guys prefer a 2 day or 3 day trip? Oct 2-4 or Oct 9-11...? These r our only options left...

For Oct 2-4:
Air ticket>> RM65 (single trip)
Then we go back by bus.

For Oct 9-11:
Air ticket>> RM111 (pergi balik)

Accomodation:
The hotel will be RM100-150 (per room)

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**Will be updated wif more info soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooner**

friends forever!

2009-08-30T14:18:00.001+08:00

PLAY THIS!

2009-08-28T20:23:00.001+08:00

2009-08-28T19:53:00.002+08:00

So Today was with a friend and the conversation went something like this..

Me : Hey you know who is Transformers parents anot?
Friend : Transformers got parents wan mehhh??
Me : Got lah,we all human got parents,transformers oso need parents mahhh!!
Friend: Ok then,who are they???!?!!
Me : Transparent lahhh!!

Ka Wah is giving out free iPhone 3GS!

2009-08-17T22:19:00.006+08:00

Yesssh, just like what mentioned on the title, im giving out FREE IPHONE!!!

... Okay I hoped that managed to attract ur attention. Well it's not exactly ME giving out a free iPhone, it's actually ExaBytes giving out!

Who or what is ExaBytes u ask? ExaBytes is a leading web hosting company based in Malaysia that was founded on the principal of providing the best webhosting solutions to their customers. So basically its a web-problem-solving website thingy lah.

Anddd I lied. They are not giving out for free, but we can win it!

Now in order to win something GOOD, of course u must do something in return... hey no pain no gain right? hehe.

All u guys have to do is just go to this website http://www.exabytes.com.my/merdeka/2009/index.php (or u can just click on the pop up on the right side of our scroll bar)

Just fill in the forms (example below), make sure to put my email as refered email, then Exabytes will send the html code to u and u can go post it at ur website/blog (like what I did with BTG's blog)!

Everyone or anyone can win cuz Exabytes will go to random sites and if ur blog have their banner, CONGRATS U R A WINNEER!! Woohoo!

And about the refered email, is actually like this, if let say u win an iPhone, then I also will win an iPhone! seee, win win situation! U happy I happy maah.

why still reading? Start filling form laah. hehe.

Thanks and good luck!

A sudden but successful outting!

2009-08-15T00:17:00.000+08:00

*14/8/2009
Venue: Bukit Jalil LRT(to fetch kah mun, xiu heng and chong yew lolx XP) -> Neway, Subang ->snowflakes ->Asia Cafe
Zone: Subang Area
Events: Just a sudden outting as a result of Huey Yuan's calls at 8pm last night!

Girls' Date (8/8/09)

2009-08-15T00:00:00.004+08:00

*08/08/09
Venue: The Gardens
Events: To Celebrate Huey Yuan's Birthday + Girls' night~

25/7/2009

2009-08-14T23:51:00.003+08:00

To prevent the "sien-ness" of this blog, i am going to post pictures of our outting here, lolx!
To cheer this page up a bit, haha!

*25/7/2009
Venue: Time Square + SMKBBSP

Events: Chinese Society's Singing Competition + Kah Mun's Birthday Celebration

SIEN

2009-08-09T19:23:00.000+08:00

Its so boring....

BLOG IS DEAD!

2009-07-13T12:24:00.003+08:00

We rarely post things here and talk edi coz everyone is busy with their own life ma.

Thus, sooner or later, we don't need this blog anymore.

This blog will be deleted soon.

One day maybe, by the time you visit this page, it is no longer available.

hahaha... just kidding onli.. *sneezing*~ (cold joke)

This is Important !!!

2009-07-13T01:39:00.002+08:00

Hehehehehe !!!

Actually is nth la...

Im juz posting tis to make BTG's blog looks alive, as u can see
our blog is half dead & hardly consider alive...

So i guess i got nth more to say edi... Back to my ASS-ignments!

Bye~

p/s: BTG rox!

Famine 30 camp

2009-06-21T00:52:00.004+08:00

世界宣明会的朋友，

您好！饥饿30又卷土重来了！

世界宣明会是个国际人道救援和扶贫发展组织。马来西亚世界宣明会将于今年8月23日（星期日）下午12:00至6:00假吉隆玻的Stadium Putra, Bukit Jalil举办「饥饿30」倒数活动。所有的DIY营长及营员则会在8月22日中午12时开始展开DIY迷你营会。为了加强大家的凝聚力，世界宣明会特别呼吁志工们从8月22日中午12:00开始进入禁食时段。我们的培训营完毕后，志工可以选择在会场过夜或回家。针对第二天的倒数活动，志工的报到时间为上午9时。
我们需要足够的人力资源在活动当天带领营员进行活动，及在营会结束后进行善后工作。希望這群愛心志士能具备以下条件：

i) 参加过饥饿30营会，可以禁食30个小时而没有健康问题ii) 时刻守时，坚守岗位，随时准备，随机应变您可选择参与以下任何一项工作：

a) 报到组- 营员报到。

b) 询问组- 负责展览、询问处、物品拍卖等。

c) 总务组- 安排交通、保安、场地设置、卫生、分发物品等。

d) 节目组- 贵宾接待、影音设备与舞台协调、策划及执行活动。

有兴趣的愛心志工也须參加于本年8月22日(星期六)，中午12点至晚上7时在吉隆玻的Stadium Putra, Bukit Jalil所举办的“饥饿30志工培訓营” 。

所有的爱心勇士將获得：1) 营会T-Shirt2) 獎狀。您能协助我们将营会办得有声有色吗？现在就报名加入吧！请在2009年6月30日前回应。如有任何疑问，欢迎您致电或电邮本人查询(03-78806414) 。被录取的志工将会被通知。对于您们的支持，我们谨此衷心感谢。您可以带来改变，让我们“齐心赶走饿势力”！

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回函请填妥以下资料。
a) 姓名：
b) 电话:
c) 所选工作：第一选择- 第二选择-
d) 8月22日培训营后，您会在Stadium Putra过夜吗? 会/不会

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HEY BTG! i just found this in my junk mail!

the main idea of the mail is about volunteering in the famine 30 camp...

The camp will be held on 23th of august, from 12 to 6pm at Stadium Putra, Bukit Jalil...(*this is the counting down period event)

To be a volunteer, you must satisfy the conditions below:

(A) had been participated in the camp before, with no health problem.

(B) responsible.

You can be a volunteer in the following sections:

(1) reception - when camp members arrive

(2) information - about exhibition, information counter, auction, etc

(3) general affairs - transportation, security, setting, hygiene, giving away goody bag, etc

(4) acitivity - "handling" V.I.P, P.A, stage coordination, scheming and organise activities

The training will be on 22th of August, 12pm to 7pm at stadium putra. (It depends if you want to stay back in the stadium after the training or going home.)

Volunteer will be getting:

(i) camp's shirt

(ii) Certificate

Please be responsed before 30th of June. For further enquiry, please dial 03-78806414 or ask Wai Ling la!! haha

Please fill the form below if you are interested:

(a) Name:

(b) Phone:

(d) Do you want to stay back after the training? Yes/No

SINGING COMPETITION AND HARI KOKO

2009-06-19T19:11:00.000+08:00

Well, our SMKBBSP's Chinese Society Club is organizing a singing competition again this year.

4th of July - Audition
25th July - Final

Hope tat every1 can come:)

Additional info= 18th july oso is hari koko beside the bon odori

Bon Odori

2009-06-19T17:00:00.005+08:00

Guys, still remember the Bon Odori festival event? Incase u forgot what bon odori is about, here is a rough idea :

Obon or just Bon is a Japanese Buddhist custom to honor the departed (deceased) spirits of one's ancestors. This Buddhist custom has evolved into a family reunion holiday during which people return to ancestral family places and visit and clean their ancestors' graves, and when the spirits of ancestors are supposed to revisit the household altars. Also called the Feast of Lanterns, it has been celebrated in Japan for more than 500 years and traditionally includes a dance, known as Bon-Odori.

excerpt from Wikipedia

Sooo, how bout we all go bon odori again this year, since it's just around the corner and it's been a long time since everyone hang out again. Details as shown below:

Bon Odori Festival 2009( Malaysia,Selangor )

Venue : Panasonic Sports Complex (formerly Matsushita Centre)

Address : Lot 4, Persiaran Perkilangan, Seksyen 21, Shah Alam,Selangor

Date : 18th July 2009

Time : 5 p.m. to 10 p.m.

Tickets : Free Admission

Phone : 03-2274 2274 (Japanese Club of KL)

Transport:Free Shuttle Bus from Shah Alam KTM Station to Matsushita Stadium is provided.

As you can see/read, i specifically bold and highlight that it is a free admission event, so u cant say no money dowan to go okay? No, no money to eat does not count. Most important we all go and have fun!

I'm sure it would be very fun with all the foooood stalls and all the kawaiiii girls~ lol.

Some recap of bon odori in 2007 :

LOL look at ah kian face, macam sedang "high"

1 delicious bowl of cendol can make 6 boys ~~steam~~ high

"wah, leng lui smile at me! *pengsan*"

Group picture~ still got more but hilang di

So what do u guys think? ON mou? And I think we need to drive there since we cant get a bus like last time XD

Chinese Singing Competition!

2009-06-17T23:12:00.002+08:00

Well, our SMKBBSP's Chinese Society Club is organizing a singing competition again this year.

4th of July - Audition
18th July - Final

Hope tat every1 can come:)

BTG 5 Wanderers @ Genting PART 2

2009-05-30T15:55:00.003+08:00

Finally here comes the story of 5 BTG Wanderers Part 2! It is morning time lor. Time is around 7 something. Look at the beautiful bright sky~

Genting Hotel view from outside the road.. The weather is extremely cold in the morning, Yes, it is ~~fucking~~ cold seriously.. Our body really shaking like earthquake which happened in Taiwan xD

4 Wanderers proudly walking bak to the bus terminal to go back to Seri Petaling. (Wai Yong, I the 5th one is holding a camera to take tis shot).

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

So, is this the end of the story? Encore? Sure sure, y not? See the next picture...

At the escalator..

THE END!

BTG 5 Wanderers @ Genting PART 1

2009-05-30T04:38:00.005+08:00

This was the view at Genting First World Theme Park during the night time. Around 4 something in the morning.. What do u expect.. No1 can't be seen at that particular area..

But there are still ppl wander around there.. All no nid sleep meh? @.@

We just finished our supper at Marry Brown and headed to the Starbuck. Time 4.30+

Camp at Starbuck =P

Mr Yap.

Mr Tan.

Mr Lee and Mr Yap.

The another Mr Lee reading book x.x So hardworking meh?

Now still at Starbuck waiting for morning to rise. To be cont...

2009-05-20T16:04:00.002+08:00

Ah Kian asked who want earn 1k by introduce 1 guy or ladies who works inside government agency and sign to join his company..

Condition:
both gender,
21-30 age,
work inside government agency,
malay or chinese,
willing to sign to join his company

If interested,then ask them go yam cha with Ah Kian.
For more information,kindly contact Ah Kian.

genting higland ASAP!!! URGENT REPLY PLS.

2009-05-06T15:34:00.002+08:00

9th and 10th which is SATurday And Sunday of tis month who are free to go genting for the theme park, remember we go there to play, not get separated and do ur own thing. i hope tat every1 who follow will go to theme park and play together in a group as i expected coz fai said we go genting some din play theme park together b4.

as u can see, we cant go pulau pulau coz it takes time and many ppl are not free plus it is expensive.

Now, we change our plan to the genting themepark tis sat, it is cheap and onli takes u 2 days. One night we will spend at hotel of course. About room, i wil discuss with loon tonight. Now u juz have to give me respond whether u can go or not? confirm here. If dunwan go oso leave ur comment and let me know so i wont ask u again.

Budget is rm100 according to ka wah. Further and detailed information will be given to u directly after ur confirmation here.

After tis trip, there wont be so much trip again as Skol will reopen, AND ALL THE PEOPLE WILL BE TOO BUSY FOR NEXT TRIP. Think about it. No matter how lazy u r to post a comment here. Just leave, Put a yes or juz no. and i will contact with u soon.

Pelangi Resort

2009-05-02T17:06:00.002+08:00

Change of plans.

We are going for a trip to Pulau Redang, since it is going to be privatised soon so lets enjoy their last moments before it closes for public.

furthermore since melaka trip got alot of unforseen circumstances, let's change to PULAU REDANG!!!

zer yun n i have chosen the pelangi resort, since its the most affordable and reasonable price among other resorts in redang.

the following is the pricing list :

RATE 2009 PER PERSON (RM)
	Sun-Wed		Thu-Sat		Public Holidays
	Adult	Child	Adult	Child	Adult	Child
3D/2N Snorkelling Package
Quad Share	309.00	209.00	349.00	229.00	409.00	309.00
Add Mattress	259.00	149.00	289.00	169.00	349.00	259.00
Triple Share	329.00	249.00	369.00	289.00	439.00	359.00
Twin Share	349.00	-	389.00	-	459.00	-
Add mattress	259.00	159.00	289.00	179.00	349.00	259.00
Extension Night	99.00	79.00	119.00	99.00	129.00	109.00
Package Inclusive : * Accommodation at air-conditioned room with bathroom attached * Breakfast / Lunch / Tea Breaks / Dinner / BBQ Dinner / Free flow hot drinks * Snorkelling trips, including one visit to Redang Marine Park (exclude equipment) * Return boat transfer Merang Jetty-Resort vv * Use of resort facilities eg.beach volleyball, dart, congkak, mahjong, board games etc

The one that i've bolded is the package we'll be choosing lah.

We'll be taking quad. bed room (4 ppl) + 1 mattress.

Hence, the pricing for the entire package is (4 ppl x RM 349) + RM 289 = RM 339 for each person.

Plus the transportation fee (Ferry go n back RM30, bus ....) and etc, I think each person bring RM450 will be enough. sure got balance when return.

Oh ya, it will be a 3 days 2 nite trip, on 14 15 16 May 2009.

So now I wan to know who can go / going. Leave ur comment kthxbai.

Source (more information here ) : http://www.pinganchorage.com.my/redang_pelangi_resort.htm

melacca trip!

2009-04-17T02:32:00.002+08:00

okay, so we have all decided to go melacca~

now we have to decide what date only....so i'll need u guys to reply in the comment who is free and when ur free, from what date to what date.

im free from 9-10 may, then 11-13 i going penang, 14 may onwards free lar...

then there'll be a poll whether we'll be doing a 3day 2 nite or 2 day 1 nite trip~

vote pls.

Our next Trip.

2009-04-12T16:40:00.003+08:00

it's been quite awhile I nvr blog, so please appreciate this post lol.

it seems that everyone have sem break on end of April / early May, and before this I had already discuss with Chu Kean and Jin Kuan about a trip to some pulau.

Planning date is on 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 May, since I finish my finals on 10 May lol.

So wat do u think? r u guys free during this duration?

And places to go, Wai Yong n Ah Fai suggested Melaka. reason cuz its near and cheaper.

I actually planned to go to Pulau Langkawi, Tioman, u know ~~bitches~~ beaches to playy since its moreee fun compared to historical buildings. hahaha

budget no need think lah, sure RM300-500 1, since we're going on a 3days 2 nite trip.

I heard Fai said that he can get rooms in Penang for RM30 per day, 4 ppl in 1 room....

so apa macam? leave comment.

Aren

2009-04-09T03:33:00.004+08:00

This is a tag for every members of BTG. Do it if free. Share ur feelings and thoughts =D

1. Describe in your own word on BTG.
Well, BTG is officially formed after our secondary school, that is after SPM. Our members consists of all those who are from SMKBBSP and they are.... lol.. too many edi... no nid to tell all gua.. Then our leader of this gang would be Yap Ka Wah. Why? Coz if there is any problems, we can always put a blame on him xD BTG's members are all biantai, in other word, crazy ppl.. Aha.. know wad? crazy ppl are always happy isnt it? So do us. =P

2. Talk about unforgettable moments with BTG.
Erm.. there are a lot.. Juz to talk about those who made me most unforgettable would be the first time i went to genting highland with this gang.. Went to Chinese Society's camp during form 4 and 5. I think that form 5's camp is better as we are having it on Fraser Hill.. First time went there le.. Such a nice place.. We also had went to many places like Sunway, Port Dickson, Melaka and TO BE CONTINUE IN FUTURE..haha.. Talk about Port Dickson, i really enjoyed the trip a lot.. All took KTM to Seremban holding our damn heavy luggage and so on.. memorable experience isnt it? While Melaka isnt bad too.. Seafoods are really nice and cheap too!

3. Thing(s) you like about BTG.
I like to be with BTG as they are all very close frends of mine. We can craps anything and do anything we like without any hestitation. Shout n laugh like crazy most of the time.. Dagei! Shopping! Movies! Trips! BBQ! Swim! Banana boat! XD I enjoy to be with those close frends of mine if compare to college's frend.. Dun u agree? No matter how close u are with ur college's frend, its never like BTG..

4. Thing(s) you dislike about BTG.
No hard feeling here, k? Just be straight forward..I hate ppl who always late for our gathering.. Especially those who always woke up late during our trip.. Sleep till late late and made us wait for tat ppl.. LOL.. Anyhow, hope all BTG can be on time.. 9pm said liao yamcha, pls get rdy b4 tat time la ok? except tat u have some emergency... i cant blame u on tat =D PLs be punctual la~ haiyo~

5. What you want to say to all BTG members?
Thank you very much. I love you guys. I can say that im more luckier than u guys as i have frends like u all.. I really spent a lot of happy moments with BTG all these time. To be able to meet u guys in the first place is the most fortunate things in my whole life.. We had been through so many things together since secondary school until now.. I knew every1 of u guys very well.. We had oso done many activities together all this time.. No matter wad we done isnt important..Most important is that we done it together.. all of us.. Im glad.. im glad to know u guys... Again, pls let me thanks u guys for everything...those precious... in fact, priceless memories...

p/s. time will pass and memories will fade.. but not our frendship..

Wondering...

2009-04-04T21:25:00.003+08:00

I left 2 more weeks till my awesome sem break...

So im juz wondering when u guys start ur sem break...?
Coz if its the same time, then we can plan sumthing out...
"Trips, yumcha, hang out stuff, bla bla bla..."

Soooooooooooo... when is ur sem break? and any suggestion?

Earth Hour 60!!!

2009-03-26T17:39:00.005+08:00

We, Biantai-er canot miss out this event! This is one big event which is organised by WWF and it attracts many people to get involved.

What to do??

It's pretty easy, 8:30PM local time, wherever you live on planet earth. Saturday 28 March 2009.. TURN ON OFF ALL THE LIGHTS IN YOUR HOUSE.

For how long?

Well, not long.. Just one ~~day~~ hour will do.

What happen then??

We play catch- catch after the lights off xD nah.. juz kiddin... stay wer u are.. i duno wad to do too wen all the lights are off.. I bet i cant see a ~~damn~~ thing..

What is the purpose??

To save our Earth due to the recently increase of temperature around the globe, also known as Global Warming. For futher info about Global Warming. Please search at http://www.google.com.my/.. Who gonna be so stupid duno wad the hell is tat...

Lastly, Why am i posting tis up??

That's simple. Coz i got nothing to do. At tis time, i shud be resting so i can do my revision at night.. But it seems that i cant sleep... (drank a cup of coffee).. ahem ahem...

I plan to yamcha wit BTG tat night but unfortunately our ~~baka~~ beloved Yap Ka Wah is unable to join us. So, if anyone feel like organising a gathering during that night.. Feel free to do so and let me know afterward.

NEW SKINS!!!!

2009-03-06T17:43:00.002+08:00

YES YES YES!!! Again its a new skin!!!! WUHHOOOO... *aren syok sendiri* I used 1 ~~month~~ hour to edit all the things inside the HTML code section.. Damn confusing at first but quite fun when i get used to it already.. So guys, please do leave a comment if u think this skin isn't nice at all~~~~

It's Confirm.

2009-02-12T04:01:00.004+08:00

Firstly,

IT'S

THE

NO.

100

POSTTT!!!!!

YAHOOOO! HAPPY 100TH POST TO OUR BELOVED BLOG! YAY!

Okay now back to normal.

So our plan is confirm, we're going to Kuala Selangor on the FEBRUARY 14, yes, Valentine DAY!

so people without any plans/dates, join us lah. celebrate with friends better than sitting alone at home drawing circles in a corner in emo-ing right?

pic ~~not~~ related.

those who got date then, JOIN us also lohh so u no need to mafan to think what to plan lah this lah that lah. we prepare everything for u also. its all in a package. ahaha.

So our agenda is as followed :

- we'll gather at Yat Yat Loi at 1.30pm, MOST MOST LATE must come at 2pm liao. if not we'll just go and leave u celebrate ur valentine day alone.

- visit the paddy fields

- visit the lighthouse

- visit the temples

- at night, eat seafoooooooood. yummmm ~~crap~~ crabs and ~~porns~~ prawns.

- after eating, see fireflies/api-api/kelip-kelip

- then we can sit sampan and enjoy the night scenery with us ~~gay friends~~ biantai friends.

budget maybe like RM 50 - 80 like tat loh... wat to do eat SEAFOOD LEH U THINK CHEAP AH GO CATCH URSELF LOH.

so wat think u ? ON or OFF? ~~HOT or COLD? cuz ur hot and ur cold and yess and ur nooo ...~~

oh btw siapa boleh pandu kereta? leave ya names at the comment.

CONFIRMATION LIST
1. Chu Kean
2. Ka Wah
3. Ah Shu
4. Wai Ling
5. Jin Kuan
6. Wai Loon
7. Wai Yong
8. Jia Chang
9. Kah mun
10. Li jin
11. kawan li jin
12. kawan li jin

Trip again!

2009-02-06T23:09:00.005+08:00

showing this pic because the background is the paddy field of sekinchan, lol :P

Just to do a research here, LOL.

Do you guys interested in going Kuala Selangor for a 2 day 1 night trip?

Events that we can have over there are:

Eating Seafood (compulsory, hahaha, cheap, fresh and nice)

Enjoy the nightview of "api-api"/"kelip-kelip"/fireflies

Visit the Kuala Selangor Lighthouse

Go to beach (can play kite, i guessed)

Temple

Have a treat of special ice, called "yao-yao-bing"

Sekinchan's paddy field

Fishing eel at the paddy field (depends on the weather/season)

We'll stay at Sekinchan which is about 26km from Kuala Selangor..

That's my mom's kampung. I think it would be possible to stay overnight at my grandmom's house, but i need to check it out first. But most probably is a yes.

Similar to PD trip, we'll collect the fees first to cover all the expences including food and petrol fees.

I will be driving as it's "my-place", haha..

So if the plan is really progress, do find someone who drives too! ^^

Food food foodsssss~

2009-01-12T14:53:00.002+08:00

I found a blog which is quite interesting^^ Y interesting? Coz its about foods.. yummy foods~~~~ hahaha.. take a look if u got the time..

http://www.vkeong.com/

They got show wer are the places located so if can, we can go there as well. Eat eat! My FAVOURITE!

Year 2009 - Cow Year

2009-01-11T01:37:00.003+08:00

Wai Yong here gonna tell u all that this is year 2009 first post and that's all i wanna say. Thank you everyone~

Remember to post more interesting stuffs on this blog!

p/s. U can post anything that u think is interesting! Juz share with us ur funny thing, creepy things n etc^^ anyway, sharing is caring ma!

Countdown Party 2009

2008-12-30T22:27:00.002+08:00

hey...there is a waterwar countdown party in my house(hueyyuan)!

The party will start at 9p.m.(31st of december)!

Since it is a waterwar party,please bring an extra clothes and waterwar weapon(pencedok or pistol)
There will be a karaoke set so that you all can sing and scream non stop.

Besides,our party snack is pizza and soft drinks.

Hope that biantaigang will come and celebrate the arrival of 2009!!!!!

Port Dickson Trip Summary

2008-12-29T20:45:00.002+08:00

http://waiyong.blogspot.com/

Badminton game

2008-12-25T11:21:00.001+08:00

Later 3pm to 5pm, play badminton..at the court which is locate behind our old skol..pls PM me if u want to attend..thx

Merry Christmassss Eve Partyyy!

2008-12-21T18:46:00.002+08:00

Because im sorta lazy, so im going to just copy paste. hehe sry zer yun.

*sierra YuИ yuN ™ :[ Caт Killεя says (6:28 PM):
24 tat day ar
*sierra YuИ yuN ™ :[ Caт Killεя says (6:28 PM):
night my grandmom house got celebrate ooo
*sierra YuИ yuN ™ :[ Caт Killεя says (6:28 PM):
u guys wanna come or not?
*sierra YuИ yuN ™ :[ Caт Killεя says (6:29 PM):
because my family less ppl only
*sierra YuИ yuN ™ :[ Caт Killεя says (6:29 PM):
so they ask me to see whater u all wanna join or not?
*sierra YuИ yuN ™ :[ Caт Killεя says (6:30 PM):
then everyone bring a present come
*sierra YuИ yuN ™ :[ Caт Killεя says (6:30 PM):
then we exchange lor
*sierra YuИ yuN ™ :[ Caт Killεя says (6:30 PM):
like last year
*sierra YuИ yuN ™ :[ Caт Killεя says (6:30 PM):
under rm10 d.

So? What say you? Leave comment ya.

BBQ Preparation for PD

2008-12-18T21:06:00.004+08:00

Date - 26th December 2008
Venue - Carrefour
Time - Afternoon - 3pm - time may change
People - Anyone who is free are invited to come and wait at Carrefour's main Entrance
Fee - Budget is Rm200-250 for all the foods.. then we split, k?

2008-12-17T20:41:00.004+08:00

Christmas Celebration Plan 2008- Jingle Bell, jingle bell, jingle all the way~~

Ok. I'm here to tell u guys about our Christmas celebration plan! Here is the list of activities we can choose from:

1 - Jalan Bukit Bintang countdown - We will go there at around 9.30. Once we reach there, we will find a starbuck or something. We'll yam cha and blow water at there until 12. Then begin our countdown..

2 - Hulu Langat' lookout point ( Gasoline ) - I heard that there is a restaurant name Gasoline at the hill side near Hulu Langat.. The night view there is damn nice and we plan to celebrate christmas at there by eating supper at there.

3 - Frend's house - We are goin to eat and play at one of our frend's house. Probably will order pizza or something to eat while blowing water.. Then we can also plan some games to play.. After that, we can countdown too.. Shout like crazy!

4 - Mamak - Alright, this is the most lame idea ever.. We will countdown at mamak.. Of course we r goin to yam cha at there then countdown together.. Nothing else to explain here =P

5 - Genting's Starbuck - This is also a crazy idea. Since we wont be able to get any room, we are goin to sit at Starbuck until morning! I know wad r u thinking, u will probably say, "Wai Yong muz be crazy suggesting tis idea." Its juz a suggestion, if dun like tis one, kindly ignore it.. haha..

That's it! I know we cant discuss here.. So I'm organising another yam cha at tis friday night to discuss it and i hope to have a most memorable christmas celebration ever!

YamCha 19th December
Venue: Same old place, Kinrara
Time: 9pm

p/s. try to come n discuss and dun always come late.. I always punctual.. If dun wan drink at kinrara.. u can suggest a place to go.. juz leave ur comment at THIS post.. ok? <----READ CAREFULLY..

Jawapan Muktamad

2008-12-09T00:21:00.005+08:00

Alright, lets not waste each other time.

Final date will be on 27 & 28 December.

this decision is made based on the holiday that im sure EVERYONE will get since its the Christmas week.

so since everyone is on holiday, no other reason that u cant go, unless u've cousin wedding dinner or smth.

Date is fixed, now we need to know the number of ppl going.

ALL ACTIVITIES PLANNED WILL CONTINUE. YES, THIS INCLUDES DRINKING AND SWIMMING IN THE BEACH.

So bian tai-ers, reply this post if u r going and pls include whether u can use ur car or not cuz we still left with transportation problem.

p/s : i'll update this post with the member List.

Who's Going List
1. Ka Wah - driving his SLK
2. Wai Yong
3. Ah Fai - driving his Wira
4. Wai Loon
5. Jia Chang
6. Kah Mun
7. Zer Yun
8. Suet Li
9. Wai Ling
10. Huey Yuan
11. Ah Kian
12. Ah Shu
13. Li Jin
14. Pui Sun
15.
16.
17.
18.

Regarding this friday gathering

2008-12-08T23:58:00.002+08:00

Loon here helping Yong to past the message around

Gathering on this Friday, 8.30pm venue; Kinrara

That's all~

Badminton Cancel

2008-12-05T20:27:00.001+08:00

Due to the unablity of getting a court this Saturday night, we are now officially announced that the plan has canceled. Thank you.

RM 16 per hour~~~ O.O

2008-12-04T19:23:00.001+08:00

If the court is RM16 per hour, then would u like to play badminton on saturday?

pls respond fast..court wait for no man...

Play Badminton~~

2008-11-30T23:14:00.002+08:00

Aren just now asked me whether want to play badminton on this week or not..so now i want to noe who is able to join us..he said is on thursday..he'll finished his exam on wed..thurs..i got class until 5pm..back to sp agak agak is 6pm edi.. so now i would like to heard some sound from u..pls left a comment n tell me what time which day would u like to play...thx a lot...

Yam Cha

2008-11-27T17:05:00.001+08:00

Friday, 28-11-08. 9pm at Rabbit Cafe. Any question, sms me.

Wai Yong.

Port Dickson Confirmation List

2008-11-27T01:28:00.004+08:00

Now, we will make a list of those who confirm to go Port Dickson. For those who confirm to go n no problem. Pls leave ur name here. Seriously, we have to count who can go without problem. The date is either 21st or 27th now. A poll is made by Yap at the side to confirm the date. Leave ur name here n also ask ur frend to leave their name here if they can go. U can oso leave ur frend name here if he/she is confirm n ok with any of the date above. Thank you for ur attention.

Choose

2008-11-27T01:28:00.002+08:00

Now we have 2 different set of dates to choose for our end year trip to PORT DICKSON.

It's either 20 and 21st Dec.

Or

27 and 28th Dec.

CHOOOSE according to WHICH 1 you can attend.

MAJORITY WINS.

Those who cant go on either date, sorry lah. next year got another trip =)

PORT DICKSON

2008-11-25T17:44:00.000+08:00

http://www.portdickson.net/

HEY GUYS, check tis out!

Port Dickson, end year trip

2008-11-24T02:18:00.003+08:00

So guys this is wat im planning for our end year trip, which is PORT DICKSON!

now i know we have alot choices on where to go etc malacca and such, but lets try those nearer to us first okay. "ukur baju di badan sendiri sin", haha.

So for Port Dickson, im planning for a 2 days 1 night trip. it would be a saturday and sunday, unless we all have holidays but i doubt so lah.

I have actually just came back from Port Dickson and i found it very enjoyable although with friends that i've met for less than half a year.

so with us bian tai gang that we know each other for almost 5 years, im sure this would be a very memorable moment for us to enjoy kao kao.

the agenda is as follows :

Saturday
8am, gather at Seri Petaling. eat breakfast.

10am, start departure. travelling from SP to PD takes about 2 hours and half approximately.

1pm, find a place for lunch.

2pm, rent an apartment in SunShine. the house price varies according to number of person. there's single room for RM85, two rooms for RM 160 and three rooms for RM200. That time I went with 12 person and we all share the three rooms for ONLY RM200.

and the house environment quite nice also, not those fugly cheap houses. full furnitures, got air cond, got tv (so u can bring ur PS2/PS3/XBOX 360 at ur own risk) and got kitchen so can boil water, eat maggie mee or the girls can even cook breakfast for us hehe.

then basically we chill awhile first.

3pm - go to the beach and swim and play!!!! the beach is just 5 min away from our apartment and YES ITS DAMN 7 NICE LAH! clean and comfortable.

then we can also play banana boat or go jet ski-ing, or "buried" our friends under the golden sand.

5pm - after bathing ourself with seawater, lets go to the swimming pool to clean ourself and then go back to our rooms and bath and get prepared for dinner.

6pm - Play kite at the beach (recommended for couples) / Prepare the stove for BBQ.

YES, there's a location purposely for BBQ-ing located right beside the beach and just 5 min walk from our apartment.

7-8pm, MAKAN! BBQ! eat those burned hotdogs that suddenly taste damn good.

9pm - take a night walk at the beach / catch baby crabs (recommended for couples)

10pm - kita orang pack up, go back to our house.

again, bath to clean ourself then open up beers and drink till we get wasted, while playing Chor Dai Deee or perhaps Mahjong or perhaps Kiss or Slap or truth or dare.

play until we all sleep lah lol.

Sunday

At about 11-12pm, leave the house, find a place to makan our bruch then lets go home lohhh!!!

Journey home only takes about 1 hour.

================================================

sounds damn fun right?

and now lets talk about our budget.

firstly, we need cars to fetch us there. recommended cars that can go 100km/hr or more. kancil that can onli go 80km/hr cant be use cuz we're going on highway, unless u wan the kancil the be squashed.

ASSUMING WE HAVE 10 KAKI :

so petrol is about RM50-80, go and back. 2 cars (each 5 ppl), RM100-160, each person is about Rm10 - RM16.

We'll pass by two tolls, first toll is Rm7.70 and second toll is Rm3.20. So go and back is (7.70 + 3.20) x 2 = RM 21.80. 2 cars, RM21.80 x 2 = Rm43.60. Each person is about Rm4.36.

Then, our accommodation, each person is RM20.

Then assuming BBQ each person is RM20.

Food (our early breakfast, lunch, and our bruch) estimating about RM 30 cukup2 lah.

then ETCS (beers, banana boat) = RM20.

So each person budget is about RM100.

Of course it will actually be much cheaper than this lah if we have more ppl.

Our problem now is transportation and which date. So wat do u think?

p/s : pls dont ask stupid questions like what about malacca? afamosa? etc other places.

It's either THIS or the anually Genting trip. u make ur own choice.

YAMCHA YAMCHA

2008-11-23T18:12:00.002+08:00

Siapa mau pergi yam cha nex saturday night at somewhere? Anywhere will be fine if u know the way. But pls dun say no way to me ar..
Long time no yam cha edi, i wan to see u all~
P.S. - I got exam nex week. Pls dun tell me to go out on sunday. Tq. Suggest a place too. Muz have nice drink but dun go far far.. Sien of far far place.

AFamosa

2008-11-13T16:03:00.007+08:00

Accomodation

Villa Nestled amidst hilly terrain of lush greenery, A'Famosa Villa offers a more spacious alternative to cater for family and group holidays. Ranging from between 3 to 5 bedroom units, each of these villa has its own swimming pool.

CondotelFor a more elegant and cozy setting, A'Famosa condotel is designed to complement the modern and exclusive lifestyles of today. Ranging from between 1 to 3 bedroom units, each condominium unit has its own balcony with a breathtaking view of the whole resort.

Food & Beverage

For more information, please visit the website given by yling. http://www.afamosa.com/main.php

latest new~~

2008-10-25T16:28:00.002+08:00

2night Li Jin birthday party...

Venue: Her house
Time: 7.30pm

so,who r going?

Li Jin birthday party!!

2008-10-22T17:59:00.002+08:00

Our lovely Zhen jie will have a birthday party in her home this saturday..

So just nw mimi asked me to inform BTG members..

well..mimi oli said these..

no address no time..

so who noe how to go to Li jin home?

n who r going?

WOW! new post!

2008-10-18T22:24:00.002+08:00

yoyoyo~

since nobody post for so looooooooooooooooong time,

so i juz post one now...

MUAHAHAHA !!!

Configuration

2008-10-02T03:38:00.003+08:00

I manage to create back the comment option, so u guys can spam di lar!

the comment blog i aredi deleted, since it has no use anymore.

I also deleted the navigation panel, gave me alot problems so just delete it.

ya i know i delete alot stuff...

MM SONG AR? SOOOOO? IM BOSS HERE, SUE ME LOR. LOL =D

somehow i cant get back those archieve options n older post option, so we can only see the MOST TERKINI NEWS and not the past.

So moral of the story : We must look forward and forget the past LOL.

Comments Section

2008-10-01T00:13:00.002+08:00

I created a comment section so that everyone can go there and post a comment at there. It's very simple to get there. Just click on the "Comments" on the navigation part at the top right and you'll be there. To go back to the blogspot, you just need to do back the same thing which is clicking the "BianTai Gang Blog". Thank you.

New Template!

2008-09-29T20:14:00.004+08:00

Greeting everyone, now I would like to introduce the new skin for our blogspot. This template is named "The Other Eden" which is mainly green and black colour. If anyone not satisfy with the new template, kindly leave your suggestion here. If you got any template, feel free to give us the link to the template that u found on web. Currently the blogspot is still under construction and you might found that something is missing or not available. Thank you for your attention.

Sunway Lagoon Trip Confirmation Lists

2008-09-24T14:57:00.002+08:00

I'm here to confirm again those who can go to the sunway lagoon trip on this 27th of September 2007. Here is the list of people who is able to join our event:

1. Yap Ka Wah

2. Lee Wai Loon

3. Wong Suet Li

4. Tan Zer Yun

5. Lee Yeik Huei

6. Lam Pui Sun

7. Ng Chu Kean

8. Lee Jia Chang

9. Tan Kah Mun

10. Yap Ye Vone

11. Kum Wai Yong

Alright, that's all we knew that are coming for our annual event. There are total of 11 people who can go now. How about those who can't go? Could you tell us the reason so that everyone know about your situation? Further announcement will be made in a short time on the detail of the event. Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day.

of sunway, again. haiz.

2008-09-24T00:49:00.005+08:00

so far onli me, wai loon, suet li, zer yun, ah sun, chu kean, jia chang going. who else i left out? hmm.

ah shu and li jin cant go, so apa macam?

Mimi moved house!

2008-09-13T00:08:00.003+08:00

Hahaha, im having a combo post here... ngam ngam juz post bout the lagoon trip...

Our dear mimi moved to a nice, beautiful house d...
but the problem is - her new house got TOO MANY FOOD d, so she is inviting all of us to go eat =)

Venue : 20, Jln Mentari 4, Taman Naga Emas, 57100 KL.

Date : 14/9/08 (Sunday)

Time : 1pm-4pm

So........... whos goin ????????????

Good news!!! (referring lagoon trip) *

2008-09-12T23:53:00.003+08:00

Rmb my student ID could go in for free yet its NOT transferable???

Well...

Actually...

Erm...

Last week, my classmates used a 'sneak-in' way SUCCESSFULLY...
He brought his fren in for FREE!!!

BUT

dun be too excited 1st,
i'll try my bez to make all of us to go in for FREE OF COZ =)
so... juz wait for my news la...

** Thers no guarantee de ar, but i'll try for BTG
^o^

Sunway Lagoon, again again again x100!

2008-09-10T20:52:00.004+08:00

So our annual sunway lagoon trip will be on

27 September 2008!

supposingly it was 21st, but then 7 ppl cant make it! Suet Li and Zer Yun having mid term exams, Ah Fai Wai Yong Kah Mun cant go, JC not free. then sumore 1 ppl i forgot who cant go haha.

so its set, 27 September!!! Rmb to bring ur underwears panties bikinis ~~condoms~~!

p/s : if anyone cant go on that day pls leave comment here kthxbye.

mooncake festival 20/9/2008

2008-09-09T22:21:00.002+08:00

Hey BT gang members~!!

There'll be a mid autumn festival celebration at SMKBBSP at 20th of September (saturday)...

Do u all interested to join?

Those Chinese Society's juniors are inviting us~

If u would like to go, please post ur comment or send ur confirmation to Wai Ling, coz i need to make sure with them~

Thx ya, please spread this event!!!
^.^

*21st of Sept will be our annual event which is the Sunway Lagoon trip, ur attendance will be appreciated, ahhaha~ ^^

Please confirm with Ka Wah if u can go~ It's compulsory to attend oh!! hahahaha~

nice cold jokes!

2008-09-08T22:56:00.001+08:00

Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it to her. So there Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend. 'This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!' 'Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!' said Ah Lian. 'Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!' So Ah Lian said, 'Let me try! I wan, I wan!' So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the accelerator. The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post. 'Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah! Wah Piang eh!' screamed Ah Beng. 'Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, 'R' for racing mah!'

3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian were at the army supply base to collect underwear. The sergeant was there to aid the supplies. Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah? Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 sasen(sergeant)! Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many? Ah Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one. Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear? Mat: (without hesitation) 6 sargen! Sergeant: (curious) How come six? Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong. Sergeant: (Indian recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwears dah dei? Tambi: (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!! Sergeant: (shocked & fell to the ground) Why you need so many for? Tambi: January, February, March.....One month one.

Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song 'Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti' (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread). The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song. The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a big fuss claiming the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally after a long talk with Ah Bengs, the manager found out that they were actually asking for the song 'Unchained Melody' by the Righteous Brothers.

Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and decided to apply for a job in the most prestigious 'Lee & Lee Law Firm'. During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume, thinks for a while and said, 'Well, I would need to discuss your application with my wife.' And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife. Lee KY's wife said, 'C'mon, don't you know that we only hire lawyers with surnames beginning with 'Lee' only? Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!' So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection. Few days later, Santa Singh came back to the same company and requested for another interview and Lee KY said, 'Look Santa, I have already told you that we only hire.......' When Santa Singh interrupted him and said, 'I know, I know. I have just changed my name.' Lee KY looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked, 'What is your new name then?' On this, Santa Singh replied, 'Surname Lee, last name, Manga!' (Manga-Li)

Paycheck

2008-09-02T21:49:00.000+08:00

HAHAHA.

Sunway, and again.

2008-08-18T18:01:00.007+08:00

So last year around this time was our school holiday.

And guess what we did during the holidays???

YES, we went to sunway! again.

So what do u think bian tai members, wanna go again ?

its like biantai gang 1 yr annivesary event in sunway lagoon.

see the bikinis and topless guys again.

ticket price is Rm36. anyone got vouchers? xD

poll is up, pls submit ur opinion.

if this ends badly, then i get ur message =)

still read for wat???? VOTE LAH!

NS

2008-08-13T23:52:00.000+08:00

Tahniah, anda telah terpilih untuk mengikuti Program Latihan Khidmat Negara Siri 6/2009.
NAMA : HO WAI LING
NOKP : 910115145086
NEGERI : SELANGOR

http://www.khidmatnegara.gov.my/interaktif.asp?ic=910115145086&submit=Cari

(...kidding man... no comment >.<)

BBQ

2008-08-03T02:58:00.006+08:00

I thought of this suddenly. Lets held a bbq party, again! lol. i felt like doing bbq with our gang.

us idiots trying to make fire, started blowing and throwing charcoal.

stealing bricks from the garden.

eating roasted hot dogs, finding chicken's hole to insert our sticks.

throwing honey on each other's chicken and hands.

cutting our lifespan by 1/2 year cuz eating roasted food.

sitting down side by side singing "xiu kai yek~"

getting gangbang by samseng again haha

so? wat do u think ?

p/s : btw pls update a post bout kah mun's surprised bday. i wasnt there so i cant write much. rmb our purpose of this blog is to talk about our events and gatherings. not only jokes =)

Chewing Gums

2008-07-31T13:36:00.000+08:00

Do you ever wonder why Singapore government restricts the citizens not to chew gum? Here is the story....
One day Lee Kwan Yew went to Thailand and had dinner with the Thai King who named Bu Bu Cha Cha Kuah La La. After Lee finished, he asked the King.

Lee : Your Highness, what can you do with this lobster skin?
King : We cannot do anything with it, we just throw away.
Lee : Oh no! In our country, we send it to the factory and produce some prawn cracker.
King: I see.
And now is the time for desserts~~ Then Lee ate an orange. After he finished, he asked the King.
Lee : What can you do with the orange skin?
King : We cannot do anything. We just throw away.
Lee : Oh.. that would be a waste.. In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce some orange jam.
Then Lee asked for some chewing gum. After he finished, he put it on the plate and asked the King.
Lee : What can you do with the chewing gum?
King : Nonono... We just throw it away.
Lee : Aiyaya…In Singapore ar, we send it to the factory to produce condoms and export them back to Thailand.

After the dinner, Lee is going back to Singapore. There, Lee said good-bye to the King and just before he leave the King asked Lee.
King : Lee, may I know what can you do with the condom when you finish using it?
Lee : Of course we cannot do anything. We usually throw it away.
King : I see I see.. Do you know in Thailand when we finish using the condom, we send it to
the factory to produce chewing gum and send them to Singapore!!!

Take it and jump!

2008-07-27T12:38:00.001+08:00

There was a pilot... There was 4 passengers in the plane,... It was George W. Bush, Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein and the pilot's son... While they were flying over Afrika... the plane's engine suddenly shut down... Confused, the pilot knew that they will crash... He ran to the passengers and said they will crash... He opened an emergency cupboard... there was 4 parachutes.... George W. Bush ran to the cupboard and took one and jumped down... Osama and Saddam did the same... The pilot knew there was one more bag left... So he told his son to just take it... His son said no... He said " daddy... lets go down together" The pilot was confused and said "there is only 1 more parachute left... i can't go down with u" Then the son went to the cupboard and took out 2 parachute bag... The pilot asked "How can there be 2 bags?" The son said " I left my school bag near the closet... Saddam took it and jumped down"

19th July, 2008

2008-07-15T20:06:00.004+08:00

Hey hey, SMKBBSP Chinese Society's Singing Competition (final) is on this saturday [ 19/7/2008] oh~

Let's go back together la, although the participants are not so lengzai lenglui this time, haha...(just kidding la since we didn't participate in... keke)

The competition start at 8am, and we planned to meet at 8am and go eat our breakfast first...

Erm, let's plan what to do after the competition la...

Give some suggestions please~

What if we go sing K? Long time didn't sing already, haha~

*P/s: Who's going to drive this saturday?

(Oh ya, who else got photos of fun fair?)

Reading in a fishing boat

2008-07-14T11:23:00.001+08:00

There is once a young couple who goes on a vacation to a fishing resort somewhere in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies. Isn't that obvious? she thinks. "You're in a restricted fishing area", he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman calmly. "But I have not even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true," replys the woman. "But you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." The warden replied, "Have a nice day ma'am."

5/7 - singing competition (audition)

2008-07-04T09:41:00.003+08:00

Hey boys and girls...

Who wants to go for Chinese Society's singing competition tomorrow? (5th of July)

It's not the final but some of us will go for FUN, haha~

Anyone who is free please come lah...

We can go kacau them mah, LOL ^.^

People who are going:

Wai Ling

Chong Yew

Ye Vone

Wai Yong
Xiu Heng

Li Jin

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Which One Is?

2008-06-22T13:21:00.001+08:00

Little John and His Teacher(male teacher) is in the classroom.

Teacher ask little john:"If there is 10 crows on the fence and a guy use a shotgun and shoot 7 of the crows how many crows are there left?"
Little John Replied:"None"
Teacher said:"Nope, is 3 but can you explain why you said none?"
Little John Reply:"If the guy shoot the crows wouln't the crows get scared and fly away?" Teacher reply:"Ahh~~ I like the way you think"
Little John Said:"So is my turn to ask you a question teacher"
Teacher said:"Ok"
Little John Asked:"There are three women at the ice-cream palour all 3 of them bought ice-cream, one is sucking the cone, one is biting the cone, and one is licking the cone. So which one is the married women?"
Teacher Reply:"The women that is sucking the cone"
Little John said:"Nope the one with the wedding ring.... But Ah~~ I like the way you think ".

famine 30, and again.

2008-06-17T21:04:00.004+08:00

okay so i created a new poll, which u can find it on ur right ~~left~~ side.

objective of this poll is to see whether u all still wanna go this year's famine 30 or not, since they changed to a new and complex system which is 26 hours DIY.

PLEASE do not spam and vote only ONCE as I want to see how many of us disagree on going.

Thank you.

edit : please REVOTE. technical problem, sorry.

How many do you need?

2008-06-13T19:59:00.000+08:00

1 day a Chinese,Malay and an Indian guy were choosed to take part in the military camp...they arrived there in time n asked to approach to the entrance for item check... The 1st one approached is the Chinese guy n the camp commander ask him question Camp Commander:"How many underwear u wan as long u are in the camp?" Chinese guy:"7" Camp Commander:"Why?" Chinese guy:"Monday,Tuesday,Wenesday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday" (The camp commander gave him 7 underwears) then the Malay guy approach Camp Commander:"How many underwear u wan as long u are in the camp?" Malay guy:"6" Camp Commander:"Why?" Malay guy:"Monday,Tuesday,Wenesday,Thursday,,Saturday,Sunday,i dun wesar underwear on Friday because i wear sarung to sembahyang(pray). (The camp commander gave him 6 undewears) When the Indian guy approach Camp Commander:"How many underwear you wan during your training in this camp?" Indian guy:"12" Camp Commander"Wao...why you need so much?" Indian guy:January,February,March,April,May,June,July,August,September,October,November and December. The camp commander fainted and fell to the ground.

"OLD" NEWS

2008-06-12T19:28:00.003+08:00

Taylors college: Ka Wah, Jin Kuan, Eva, Wai Kuan (PJ), Huey Yuan, An Cherng, Wai Loon, Jia Yi, Jiin Sheng

Nilai College: Kah Mun, Zer Yun, Suet Li, Yeik Huei, Wai Yong, Kim Chuan

INTI College: Wai Ling(SJ) , Howe Kian(Genting)

TAR College: Pui Sun, Xin Ru, Xiu Heng, Chong Yew, Justin, Chu Kean, Chun Kit, Fui Ting, Siew Qi, Pei Pei, Pui Fun, Yuen Peng, Winson

HELP college: Suke Kien

Sunway college: Enoch(MUFY)

STPM: Yee Yaw, Yin Yew, Chun Hoe, Li Jin, Pui Yoon, Hun Loong, Woei Jiann

The One Academy: Jia Chang

UTAR: Ye Vone, Jun Kang, Lee Ling, Chia Wang

APIIT: Kwok Lim, Wei Jie

Nissan?: Kwai Yew

Hunter University?: Yew Jin

P/s: Any changes? Please update with it if there's any changes... lol~

Pro Salesmen

2008-06-12T02:21:00.002+08:00

An Indian moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job.

The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?" The Indian says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home". Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job.

"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream etc. You get the idea?" "Of course," the young man said. His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make today?

The Indian says, "One".

The manager groans, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales/day. How much was the sale for?"

The Indian says, "$101, 237.64."

The manager exclaims, "What? $101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
The Indian replied, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero."

The manager says "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?!"

The Indian says, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said, "Well, since your weekend's already screwed up you might as well go fishing!!"

The manager fainted...

Famine 30, again!

2008-06-09T00:46:00.005+08:00

well, some of u know, some of u dono, so i'll just post this for those who dint know.

excerpt below was taken from my email.

给孩子“无穷”的快乐 - You’ve Got The Power!

The Famine has always been about enlarging worldviews and empowering people to fight poverty and injustice. This year we are taking it a step further and giving Malaysians the power to run their own unique Famine camps. Please download the flyer/form below, more details will be made available on the official Famine website. (Coming Soon!)

West Malaysia - 26 + 4 = 30!

Fast for 26 hours with your camp mates and come for an exciting 4-hour countdown event!

Camp Leaders Training: 21/28 June 2008

Official Famine Weekend: 23 August 2008

Famine Countdown: 24 August 2008

You’ve got the power to make a difference.

Will you? Organise Participate Donate

West Malaysian 30-Hour Famine Flyer/Form:

PDF http://www.worldvision.com.my/images/homepage/famine_flyer_eng_all.pdf

Jpeg Page 1 http://www.worldvision.com.my/images/homepage/famine_flyer_eng_pg-1.jpg

Page 2 http://www.worldvision.com.my/images/homepage/famine_flyer_eng_pg-2.jpg

Remarks: Enclosed herewith is the World Vision relief update report for both the China Earthquake and Myanmar Cyclone disasters.

饥饿30一向致力于开阔视野，鼓励并支持人们对抗贫穷和不公义的情况。今年，我们将往前跨一大步，将掌控权交到您手中，希望您可以筹办自己的饥饿30营会。请下载以下募款/参加表格，更多详情请留意即将登陆的饥饿30网站。

西马 - 26 + 4 = 30!

用自己的创意和心思与友人禁食26小时，搞一个非同凡响的营会！然后与众饥饿勇士一起参加最后4小时饥饿30倒数活动！

营长训练营: 2008年6月21或28日饥饿30迷你营: 2008年8月23日饥饿30倒数活动: 2008 年8月24日让我们凝聚力量，为孩子带来”无穷”的快乐！

组织参与捐款西马饥饿30募款/参加表格请在此处下载:

PDF http://www.worldvision.com.my/images/homepage/famine_flyer_chi_all.pdf

Jpeg 第一页 http://www.worldvision.com.my/images/homepage/famine_flyer_chi_pg-1.jpg

第二页 http://www.worldvision.com.my/images/homepage/famine_flyer_chi_pg-2.jpg

备注：随函附上世界宣明会在中国地震及缅甸风灾的赈灾汇报。

so, this year who going? any suggestion on where we going to held our DIY famine 2gether?

and i volunteer to be our gang leader lah, cuz im the most free to go the camp training since i have 3 months break. any objection? i dont mind if u ~~hate~~ ~~jealous~~ think someone better than me lol.

i need the ppl that is going to write down ur name (by leaving ur comment) so i can know wat is our group range.

if 10 ppl like tat, 1 leader enuff. but if got 20 ppl then we need 2 leader lor.

dont think think lah k, dont delay, dont say maybe, dont say think first, dont say see how, say YES or NO. other answers not entertained sry.

oh yeahhhhh, before we start, we need to gather RM100 donations first, as usual lor. and dont be kiamsap kay, cuz we r doing charity!

every Rm1 saves 1 kid's ~~ass~~ life, and be freaking thankful cuz every single day u get to eat nice food, wear nice clothes and have comfortable bed to sleep while there are others like us teenagers suffering outside.

a chorus from Youth Camp :

ohhhh this world is full of suffering,

bla bla blaaaaa

ok ok i forgot the lyrics LOL.

Can't catch up =.=

2008-06-06T21:20:00.001+08:00

Mary is a mother who love her son so much that what ever her son wants she'll give. then one day, his son, who just turn 17 and just got his motorcycle license ask the mom for a motorcycle. as usual, his mom bought him a 2nd hand, 80cc scooter. but before she pass it to the son she pray to guan-gong(a chinese god) to protect her son from all danger. and guan-gong agreed. and so she let her son try on the bike. as a teenager, the son twist the handle as far as he could so that he could reach the maximum speed. but as it is a 2nd hand scooter, it only can reach 100km/h max. shortly after that, he loss control of his bike and knock into a lorry. the bike got crushed into pieces. but to everyone's amaze, there wasn't even a scratch on her son. knowing that this was all the work of guan-gong she went back and thank guan-gong for saving her son's life. guan-gong accept her gratitude and said that was nothing. a few days later, her son ask her to buy her another bike. and this time he ask her to get him a 650cc superbike as the scooter was too slow. the mom has no choice but to oblige and to pray for his safety. and as usual, guan-gong agreed. as soon as the son got the bike he did the same thing too. he try to go as fast as he could. and just like the 1st time, he lost control and crush into a big tree. but this time he died in the accident. mary got so sad and furious that she went back and scold guan-gong and ask him why he didn't protect her son this time. guan-gong replied,"your son's bike was so fast that my horse couldn't even catch up to him!"

Durians~

2008-06-03T13:31:00.002+08:00

During the mid term school break, ali, abu and bakar took a plane back to their home town. in the middle of the journey both the plane's engine broke down and the plane took a dive and crashes into a jungle. everyone died in the crash except for the 3 of them. after getting out of wrecked plane, the 3 of them begin to search for help. but unlucky for them they bump into a cannibal tribe in search for food. they were then brought into a village. the chief of the village decided to give them a chance to live by asking each of them to bring back 10 of any type of fruits in the jungle. and so the 3 went off. after a few minutes, ali return with 10 apples. then the chief says," stuff them into your a**hole. if you can stuff all 10 of them in i'll let you live." without much hesitation ali did as he asked. however, 3 was the max that his a**hole could take. and so the chief slaughter him. not a minute after ali was slaughtered, abu came back with 10 grapes. then the chief told him the same thing. so he did as he was told. one by one he stuff. until the very last one, when he was about to stuff, he saw bakar coming back with his fruits and started laughing which causes the grapes in his a**hole to drop out. because of that, he was slaughtered too. when he reached heaven, he met with ali, ali ask," why are you so dumb, you only have the last grapes to go and you couldn't do it." but abu just keep on laughing and says," i saw bakar came back with 10 durians!"

A lot of them!

2008-05-30T18:05:00.001+08:00

One day, there's 3 business men on board a cargo plane; 1 american, 1 indonesian and 1 malaysian together with their goods. they were exporting their goods to a few countries. suddenly, while crossing the pacific ocean, one of the aeroplane's engines broke down and the pilot told the business men that the plane can't carry that much weight. therefore, they have to throw some of the goods into the ocean. the generous american came up and say," not a problem, you can drop my dunhill cigarett. i have plenty of that back in my home town". after saying that the pilot open the cargo door and push the goods out of the plane. shortly after that, the indonesian came up and say," you can release my kretek(a type of indonesian cigarett) too, i can get alot of that back in my home town." and the pilot did the same thing too, pushing it out of the opening door. after the pilot drop the last of the kretek, everyone turn and look at the malayasian, waiting for him to 'contribute' something. but to everyone's surprise, he stood up and throw the indonesian out! then he turn and say," don't worry, you can get alot of them in my home town."

JUNIOR IDOL 2008

2008-05-24T18:07:00.003+08:00

Hey!there is a junior idol competition...it organized by tvb8,astro,my fm...tis competition u can show ur talent...but im nt sure wat is the prize la...do u want to go for the audition and play?if want,we go together laa...the audition is 1st of jun...venue is sunway pyramid(afternoon) and station one cafe at plaza OUG(night)...thx!

Constant Gathering~~

2008-05-19T21:43:00.004+08:00

Hey hey, I am here to suggest a constant date for us to meet and gather.
I just discussed it with a few of us and we came out with plans as below:

Date and Venue:

1) Gather on every Friday night since everyone will be back from "outstation". Then meet at somewhere we discussed a day before it. If any of you interested with badminton, we can have it before we yamcha, hopefully we can book community centres or any suitable place lah. Meet at 8.30pm until 11.45pm~

2) Gather on either saturday or sunday (please state down your preference) in the morning. We go for a long walk at Taman Bukit Jalil. We'll yamcha after jogging. Meet at 8.30am until 11pm?

3) For those who are not studying at "nonlocal" place, gathering during Tuesday night for Pasar Malam will be as usual. It will be at 8.10pm and meet at The Store's main entrance. Haha

Please write down your comment so that we can arrange it. Hehe, biantai gang rocks~!!!!! ^.^

Outing

2008-05-15T16:37:00.000+08:00

who is free on 21st n 22nd of may?

leave ur sexay name pls.

btw i got new blog must come visit okay? if not u all will be curseddddd. lolz.

http://wahkaka.blogspot.com

Blind Man

2008-05-10T01:11:00.000+08:00

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakingly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and chesse with broccoli." Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner things the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey! I didn't know that Mary worked here!"

P Licence Drivers Beware!

2008-05-09T11:29:00.000+08:00

I saw the newspapers that day...

It says that "some guy" from the traffic department warns those P licence drivers NOT TO USE HANDPHONE when they are driving. If they (useless policeman) caught you, your licence will be straight away GANTUNG for A YEAR!!! Plus, you can only RETAKE your EXAM after a year to gain your licence back…

Please DO NOT RISK! Either you stop your car beside the road to answer your phone OR you have to use those bluetooth headset OR just don't bother it... Reply your call later when you are not driving...

PORT DICKSON trip.. suggestion

2008-05-08T12:35:00.002+08:00

www.eagleranch.com.my

eagle ranch resort, it's a quite nice place to spend our time together..

they provide a range of diff accommodation including tepee,bandwagon,log dorm, paddock dorm, kampong house, paddock cabin and tents..

the activities over there is qute interestin too..

paint ball, go-kart, archery, horse riding, spa and so on...

so biantai gang members, log on and take a look at the website above..

thank you..

have a nice day!!!

Happpyyy BirtThDAy to YeVonEE!!!!!!

2008-05-03T00:27:00.005+08:00

happyyy belated birthday!!!!!

everyone come & celebrate ur bday leh

cant believe no one post this. omg. sorry for posting at 3rd may, was not free on 2nd =/

sooooo anyways,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YAP YE VONE!!!!!!!!

another 1 of us that turn 18, legal and crazy!

look at our crazy acts

yevoneeee, wish you happy always anddd hope ur wish come truee!

nah, our present, biscuits and drinks...yammmm sheng!

now, dont memalukan "yap" family ah. remember to use protection! hahahaha. just kidding just kidding =)

Steamboat Gathering on 3rd of May

2008-04-26T00:50:00.003+08:00

Attention please!!!

Announcement: Gathering

Date: Next Saturday (3/5/2008)

Venue: Steamboat Restaurant next to "Hou Hou"(sorry, i forgot the name of that restaurant,haha)

Purposes: To celebrate MAY birthday babies (Ye Vone, Chu Kean, Justin, Yeik Huei...) and have a gathering... LOL

Time: 6.45pm

Anyone who's going please comfirm with Wai Ling or leave your BEAUTIFUL name here~ ^.^

If you have any question, don't hesitate to drop it here...

I am someone and my sister is anyone

2008-04-25T19:13:00.000+08:00

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone) ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It is urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone, but what is this urgent matter about?

Caller: @#$... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! What is your name?

Operator: I am Saw Lee (sorry)!

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

Any plan to do on this week?

2008-04-25T11:12:00.003+08:00

I am on the semester break this week.... Is that any plan on this week?

EG:Eat steamboat? Yam Cha? Go pasar malam?

Sin Chew Scholarship

2008-04-22T17:39:00.005+08:00

Congrats to

TAN KAH MUN

for obtaining the sin chew scholarship!!!

You beat all those idiots /faggots! hurray!

You have make us bian tai gang damn damn damn damn proud!

Now, make us more proud with your future success with sin chew okay? =)

BIG QUESTION!!!

2008-04-21T11:40:00.002+08:00

i got a big big question...

can the end year trip change to during 21/9-5-10??

coz december i no holiday o...

pity....>.<

u all september got holiday mah???

if dun hv then i c how 2 arrange lo.....

New Jokes

2008-04-20T23:14:00.005+08:00

Jokes i found from websites/forums to entertain u guys!

I'm sure you've heard about the two Chinese shops selling cooking gas right opposite each other. One's called Wee Kien Fatt while his competitor across the road's called Soh Kien Wee.....

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Malaysian in Space

Dr. Mahathir was about to send the first Malaysian rocket into space.3 potential astronauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.

Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid for it?"Muthu thinks to himself and says, "1 million ringgit.""Why so much?" asks Dr. M."Nowadays toddy wery expensive, Datuk..." replies Muthu."I see," said Dr. M. "Thank you... please ask the Malay guy to come here."

So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question."Uh... 2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay applicant. "2 million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh before you only asked for one million!""You see, Datuk," explained Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children...so, 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves...""I see," said Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come up here now?"

The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid?"Ah Chong thinks for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million."Mahathir is shocked. "WHAT?!?! 3 million? Why so much?!"Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, and whispers, "One million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send the aneh into space."

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Nama setiap angkasawan negara adalah berbeza:

USA = Astronaut

Russia = Cosmonaut

China = Taikornaut

Malaysia = Can Or Not?

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Why cant the indians win the world cup?

Every time they get a corner,they set up a mamak stall.

bagusss kan? faster say i love ka wah lahhh =)

A new post

2008-04-20T21:56:00.011+08:00

wai yong call me to do post this up.

ANYTHING!

there, happy mah wai yong? =)